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A Potato Amnesty!!!

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NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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I've just read a book about turtles......it was a hardback!

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Okay, enough procrastination. Time for excuses.
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The RSPCA office is so small.....you couldn't swing a cat in there!!!

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You have no idea what I'm incapable of.
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Think differently.
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Just seen my dads sister walk in spinning round in circles.....i thought "oh my giddy aunt"!!

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@viridis wrote:

@Anonymous wrote:

Forgive me for asking - but what is "A Potato Amnesty"?   It has been suggested to me that it may be a not too lightly veiled insult to some of our Celtic neighbours, but I hope that is not the case.


No, it's not a veiled insult.

Not at all.

 

You should give a light slap to whomever suggested such nonsense.


Thanks @viridis   He is 18 stone and built like a tank.  Think I'll avoid the corporal punishment on this occasion. Shocked

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Only a small fella then.
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@viridis wrote:
Only a small fella then.

Yes indeed - his nickname is "Spud"  ('cos his name is Murphy, and i hope I don't have to explain that to today's generation.)    Sorry if that is against your No Potatoes rule!!!

 

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