A Potato Amnesty!!!

[jonsie Level 91: Illustrious]

Idle *** springs to mind.....

[Anonymous]

I've just read a book about turtles......it was a hardback!

[MI5 Level 94: Supreme]

Okay, enough procrastination. Time for excuses.

[Anonymous]

The RSPCA office is so small.....you couldn't swing a cat in there!!!

[MI5 Level 94: Supreme]

You have no idea what I'm incapable of.

[viridis Level 55: Good Authority]

Think differently.

[Anonymous]

Just seen my dads sister walk in spinning round in circles.....i thought "oh my giddy aunt"!!

[Anonymous]

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@viridis wrote:

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@Anonymous wrote:

Forgive me for asking - but what is "A Potato Amnesty"?   It has been suggested to me that it may be a not too lightly veiled insult to some of our Celtic neighbours, but I hope that is not the case.

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No, it's not a veiled insult.

Not at all.

You should give a light slap to whomever suggested such nonsense.

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Thanks @viridis   He is 18 stone and built like a tank.  Think I'll avoid the corporal punishment on this occasion.

[viridis Level 55: Good Authority]

Only a small fella then.

[Anonymous]

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@viridis wrote:
Only a small fella then.

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Yes indeed - his nickname is "Spud"  ('cos his name is Murphy, and i hope I don't have to explain that to today's generation.)    Sorry if that is against your No Potatoes rule!!!