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A Potato Amnesty!!!

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NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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@Anonymous wrote:

A survey revealed that those working in the audio devices industry who were married were less likely to cheat on their partner than those in almost any other industry.

 

Now that's what I call hi-fidelity

 

 


Now you see...this is classy. Not rude...just classy. joy

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That sounds about right.
Indubitably true. Samsung S21 Ultra and Xiaomi 14 Ultra
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All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
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When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
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Complete the one-liner: Is that a banana in your pocket, or...?
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........ an iPhone 6 ?
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@MI5 wrote:
........ an iPhone 6 ?

joyjoy Bendy bendy bendygate....joy

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Image result for bendy iphone

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@MI5 "Your flexible friend...."🤣

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