A Potato Amnesty!!!

[Anonymous]

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

[jonsie]

I love these jokes because whilst there's not much very fun in my life, they have certainly had me laughing, especially the one who comes out of nowhere

[pgn]

I second that, @jonsie.

Two ducks paddling across Lough Neagh. One says "Quack, quack". The other says "Shut up, will ye, ah'm goin' as quack as ah can!".

[Glory1]

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@pgn wrote:
I second that, @jonsie.

Two ducks paddling across Lough Neagh. One says "Quack, quack". The other says "Shut up, will ye, ah'm goin' as quack as ah can!".

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[Cleoriff]

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@pgn wrote:
I second that, @jonsie.

Two ducks paddling across Lough Neagh. One says "Quack, quack". The other says "Shut up, will ye, ah'm goin' as quack as ah can!".

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Really tame...but funny nonetheless @pgn.....

Maybe you have to risk walking on the wild side? (Says Cleo, goadingly)

[pgn]

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@MI5 wrote:

I was just sitting there minding my own... . 

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Had you been sitting at the foot of Ben Nevis, would he have been coming round the mountain as he came...? 

[Cleoriff]

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@pgn wrote:

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@MI5 wrote:

I was just sitting there minding my own... . 

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Had you been sitting at the foot of Ben Nevis, would he have been coming round the mountain as he came...? 

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That's more like it...

[MI5]

Atheism is a non prophet organisation.

[pgn]

If sex is a pain in the ar(s)e, then you're doing it wrong...

[MI5]

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy? I hear you ask.

[pgn]

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline: she hit the roof!