A Potato Amnesty!!!

[Anonymous]

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

[MI5]

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. It was riveting!

[Anonymous]

My friend said he was going to a fancy dress party as a Mediterranean Island, I said, 'Don't be Sicily!'

[anticpated]

Two cows were in a field talking about going on holiday to Ibiza.

[pgn]

Two cows were talking in a field.
One cow says, "Have you heard about that Mad Cow disease that's going around?"
The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a parrot, doesn't it?"

[Cleoriff]

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@pgn wrote:
Two cows were talking in a field.
One cow says, "Have you heard about that Mad Cow disease that's going around?"
The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a parrot, doesn't it?"

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Still chuckling at that one @pgn

[pgn]

Q: What's better than a rose on your piano?
A: Tulips on your organ. 

[MI5]

According to Tetley, the best way to make tea is to agitate the bag, so...............
every morning I slap her on the ar$e and say "two sugars please fatty"

[jonsie]

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@MI5 wrote:
According to Tetley, the best way to make tea is to agitate the bag, so...............
every morning I slap her on the ar$e and say "two sugars please fatty"

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I think that could do a little agitating 

[Cleoriff]

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@MI5 wrote:
According to Tetley, the best way to make tea is to agitate the bag, so...............
every morning I slap her on the ar$e and say "two sugars please fatty"

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And then you wake up in hospital....

[Anonymous]

A survey revealed that those working in the audio devices industry who were married were less likely to cheat on their partner than those in almost any other industry.

Now that's what I call hi-fidelity