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A Potato Amnesty!!!

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NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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jonsie
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I love these jokes because whilst there's not much very fun in my life, they have certainly had me laughing, especially the one who comes out of nowhere rofl

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I second that, @jonsie.

Two ducks paddling across Lough Neagh. One says "Quack, quack". The other says "Shut up, will ye, ah'm goin' as quack as ah can!".
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@pgn wrote:
I second that, @jonsie.

Two ducks paddling across Lough Neagh. One says "Quack, quack". The other says "Shut up, will ye, ah'm goin' as quack as ah can!".

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@pgn wrote:
I second that, @jonsie.

Two ducks paddling across Lough Neagh. One says "Quack, quack". The other says "Shut up, will ye, ah'm goin' as quack as ah can!".

Really tame...but funny nonetheless @pgn.....

Maybe you have to risk walking on the wild side? (Says Cleo, goadingly) joy

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I was just sitting there minding my own... . Smiley SurprisedFear


Had you been sitting at the foot of Ben Nevis, would he have been coming round the mountain as he came...? DrumDance

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@pgn wrote:

@MI5 wrote:

I was just sitting there minding my own... . Smiley SurprisedFear


Had you been sitting at the foot of Ben Nevis, would he have been coming round the mountain as he came...? DrumDance


That's more like it...joy

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If sex is a pain in the ar(s)e, then you're doing it wrong...

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My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline: she hit the roof!
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