A Potato Amnesty!!!

[Anonymous]

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

[viridis]

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@Toby wrote:
Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?

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Just wait until the groundhogs become aware. 

[Anonymous]

I have a flare for wearing unfashionable trousers!!

[anticpated]

Failing to fail doesnot make you a failiure.

[Anonymous]

my mate just found a rare coin buried in the mud........lucky sod!!

[Anonymous]

i cant seem to find my allotment patch......i must be losing the plot!!

[Anonymous]

my girlfriend just asked me to grow a moustache....why does she want us to look the same??

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[Anonymous]

So its a partial eclipse soon.....I saw a full eclipse yesterday after she dropped something on the floor!!

[Cleoriff]

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@Anonymous wrote:

So its a partial eclipse soon.....I saw a full eclipse yesterday after she dropped something on the floor!!

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[Anonymous]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

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@Anonymous wrote:

So its a partial eclipse soon.....I saw a full eclipse yesterday after she dropped something on the floor!!

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Don't worry......the doctor said my eyesight will return to normal once the shock disappears!!!

[Anonymous]

Just asked the RAC for an itemised bill......apparently they don't do breakdowns!!!