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A Potato Amnesty!!!

Anonymous
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on ‎03-12-2014 16:10

on ‎03-12-2014 16:10

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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‎17-03-2015 20:58 - edited ‎17-03-2015 20:58

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Space.... the final front ear.

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on ‎17-03-2015 21:00

on ‎17-03-2015 21:00

I have a phobia of the AA.

 

The thought of a nervous breakdrown petrifies me.

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on ‎17-03-2015 22:23

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I thought my wife was mad when she said she wanted to go to a Monkees concert in Switzerland.
But then I saw her face and now I'm in Geneva.
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on ‎17-03-2015 23:53

on ‎17-03-2015 23:53

Never argue with an idyuit.
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on ‎31-03-2015 09:19

on ‎31-03-2015 09:19

I've got a potato in my left sock Help

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on ‎31-03-2015 09:21

on ‎31-03-2015 09:21

@Anonymous wrote:

I've got a potato in my left sock Help

Darn it !! Crazy Bouncy

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on ‎31-03-2015 09:34

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@MI5 wrote:
@Anonymous wrote:

I've got a potato in my left sock Help

Darn it !! Crazy Bouncy

eyes watering Smiley LOL with much hilarity at that one @MI5 

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Where do you take a sick horse ? ... to the horspital LOL

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on ‎11-12-2016 15:50

on ‎11-12-2016 15:50

What do you a couple of stupid Belgian detectives?

(A) poirot idiots.
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on ‎10-05-2018 20:34

on ‎10-05-2018 20:34

I changed my password to "incorrect", so when I forget it, it will tell me: "Your password is incorrect." yahoo

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