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A Potato Amnesty!!!

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NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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Not impressed with my new Craig David fridge......it only chills on Sunday!!

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Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?
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The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything."

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@jonsie wrote:

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything."


LOL

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I got an e-mail saying, 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!', 
I thought, "that's just spam." 

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I always knew that I'd never become a lawyer, as I struggle to pass a bar.

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I always knew that I'd never become a lawyer, as I struggle to pass a bar.


Love this one....LOL

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My ladyfriend spends every night in town, going from one bar to another.......somehow she always bloody well finds me.
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My ladyfriend spends every night in town, going from one bar to another.......somehow she always bloody well finds me.

You're on a roll with this jonsie! Smiley LOL

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I collect empty bottles....sounds so much better than alcoholic....

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