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A Potato Amnesty!!!

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NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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...  orions belt!!

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Que? Me no speak mumbojumbo. 😉
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laughter is the best medicine.....that's probably why i got kicked out of Medical College!!

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I've quit my job to start my own mirror cleaning business......its something i've seen myself doing for a while now!!

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Apparently Harry Potter is allergic to pound coins.......he gets a quid itch!!!

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It drives him absolutely Potty!

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My car is procrastinating again, it just won't start.

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I tripped over a suitcase at the airport today.......i went flying!

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I went to see a faith healer last night......he was so bad even a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out!!

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A bloke i know has a fetish about ovens......he thinks they're really hot!!

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