A Potato Amnesty!!!

[Anonymous]

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

[Anonymous]

"dad, why can't i dress up instead of carrying this bit of oven"?

"I told you, its a hob bit.Now get to school!"

[Cleoriff]

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@Anonymous wrote:

"dad, why can't i dress up instead of carrying this bit of oven"?

"I told you, its a hob bit.Now get to school!"

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  This was soooo good @Anonymous  you posted it twice....

[Anonymous]

Oops I don't know why i posted the same joke 3 times. Wheres Wally?......here I am!!

[Anonymous]

I once read War And Peace in under 2 hours.......its only 3 words but i'm getting better!!

[Cleoriff]

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@Anonymous wrote:

I once read War And Peace in under 2 hours.......its only 3 words but i'm getting better!!

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...Like it...

[anticpated]

I see Apple is releasing a new smartwatch although I'm sure about getting one, time will tell.

[anticpated]

How do cattle celebrate every 200 years?

They have a Bison-tenary.

[anticpated]

I was trying to think of some clean jokes however couldn't think of any. Anyway here's some soap.

[anticpated]

Delete

[anticpated]

I have a mate who is brilliant as sewing, his name is Fred.