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A Potato Amnesty!!!

Anonymous
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on ‎03-12-2014 16:10

on ‎03-12-2014 16:10

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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viridis
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on ‎04-12-2014 13:52

on ‎04-12-2014 13:52

...they said here have that one.
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on ‎04-12-2014 21:19

on ‎04-12-2014 21:19

am luvving this thread, thank you ... I'm not a witty person by nature, but I do appreciate a good laugh Bouncy

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on ‎04-12-2014 21:23

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A group of eavesdroppers is called a heard.
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on ‎04-12-2014 21:43

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You know what a single eavesdropper is called???...
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on ‎04-12-2014 21:54

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@viridis wrote:
You know what a single eavesdropper is called???...

Good evening...... I see the assassins have failed. Smiley Frustrated

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on ‎04-12-2014 23:52

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Epically
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on ‎05-12-2014 03:31

on ‎05-12-2014 03:31

Fun fact: HIV is Roman for high five. Pass it on. Or rather, don’t.

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on ‎05-12-2014 03:34

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My Thai lady and I were in an open relationship. Well, I called it an open relationship. She called it cheating slight_frown

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on ‎05-12-2014 03:36

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I keep writing letters to myself. Dear me.

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on ‎05-12-2014 08:23

on ‎05-12-2014 08:23

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do....

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