A Potato Amnesty!!! - Page 3

Anonymous · ‎03-12-2014

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

Cleoriff · ‎03-12-2014

@MI5 wrote:
Politics is just show business for ugly people.

Except Bill Clinton.....

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MI5 · ‎03-12-2014

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup ?

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Cleoriff · ‎03-12-2014

@MI5 wrote:
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup ?

You are wasted on here....you need to get yourself on Britains Got Talent

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MI5 · ‎03-12-2014

Trying is the first step towards failure.

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MI5 · ‎03-12-2014

They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian, well they're not laughing now.

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Anonymous · ‎04-12-2014

I just made a Swiss roll.....i pushed him down a hill!!

viridis · ‎04-12-2014

I recently went Into B&Q for a quality weight.

jonsie · ‎04-12-2014

A Thai lady is lie in when you see her lips move ....

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Anonymous · ‎04-12-2014

I went into B & Q and a big sign said "STEEL SINKS".....so i grabbed as many as i could and legged it!!!

MI5 · ‎04-12-2014

@Anonymous wrote:
I went into B & Q and a big sign said "STEEL SINKS".....

Yes, it does

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