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A Potato Amnesty!!!

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NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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@MI5 wrote:
Politics is just show business for ugly people.

Except Bill Clinton.....Whistle

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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup ?
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@MI5 wrote:
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup ?

LOL You are wasted on here....you need to get yourself on Britains Got Talent Happy Dance

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Trying is the first step towards failure.
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They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian, well they're not laughing now.
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I just made a Swiss roll.....i pushed him down a hill!!

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I recently went Into B&Q for a quality weight.
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I went into B & Q and a big sign said "STEEL SINKS".....so i grabbed as many as i could and legged it!!!

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@Anonymous wrote:

I went into B & Q and a big sign said "STEEL SINKS".....


Yes, it does wink

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