A Potato Amnesty!!! - Page 2

Anonymous · ‎03-12-2014

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

Anonymous · ‎03-12-2014

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.

MI5 · ‎03-12-2014

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard

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viridis · ‎03-12-2014

Gonna sell my hoover, it's just collecting dust.

viridis · ‎03-12-2014

Gonna put the dishwasher on ebay, won't let me list live stock.

MI5 · ‎03-12-2014

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down.......

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viridis · ‎03-12-2014

Lol

MI5 · ‎03-12-2014

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help"

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MI5 · ‎03-12-2014

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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Cleoriff · ‎03-12-2014

@MI5 wrote:
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Now THAT one made me spit take....

Veritas Numquam Perit

MI5 · ‎03-12-2014

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

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