Re: A Potato Amnesty!!! - Page 58

Anonymous · ‎03-12-2014

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

Anonymous · ‎10-05-2018

What is black & white & red all over? ... ... ... clue ... ... ... it's not the obvious answer

More info

2 badgers having a tomato fight, lolz

pgn · ‎10-05-2018

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your pyjamas? Your Granny

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Anonymous · ‎23-05-2018

I went into a supermarket and they offered me a bag for life, I replied I had one at home.

Cleoriff · ‎23-05-2018

@Anonymous wrote:
I went into a supermarket and they offered me a bag for life, I replied I had one at home.

Boom Boom....

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MI5 · ‎23-05-2018

@Anonymous wrote:
I went into a supermarket and they offered me a bag for life, I replied I had one at home.

How long did it take for the bruising to go down......?

Anyway, I have 2 short jokes and 1 long one.....

Joke

Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke

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pgn · ‎23-05-2018

What about the sick kleptomaniac? He took something for it...

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MI5 · ‎23-05-2018

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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Cleoriff · ‎23-05-2018

I'm not very good at this sort of thing...though I do appreciate them...It's good to have a laugh...

Or a spit-take

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MI5 · ‎23-05-2018

I was just sitting there minding my own business when this guy with a premature ejaculation problem just comes out of nowhere.

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MI5 · ‎23-05-2018

That won't be there in the morning

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