Re: A Potato Amnesty!!! - Page 52

Anonymous · ‎03-12-2014

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

viridis · ‎03-03-2015

Just dumped a cross eyed girl.
Thought she was seeing someone else

Anonymous · ‎03-03-2015

Just been disqualified from the fire lighting championships.......due to match fixing!!

Anonymous · ‎04-03-2015

last night a sexy lady asked me to show her a good time and leave her breathless......so i took her to the pub and made her run home afterwards!!!

MI5 · ‎04-03-2015

An SEO engineer walks into a Bar.... Tavern..... Inn.... Hostel..... Pub..... Public House...... Club......

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anticpated · ‎05-03-2015

Lionel Blair used to be a detective you know and he was always finding clues.

Indubitably true. Samsung S21 Ultra and Xiaomi 14 Ultra

anticpated · ‎05-03-2015

Indubitably true. Samsung S21 Ultra and Xiaomi 14 Ultra

Anonymous · ‎05-03-2015

World Book Day......it used to be called an Atlas!!

anticpated · ‎05-03-2015

What's a cow's favourite Shamen song?

Moove any Mountain

What Kid's TV show do Lamb's watch?

Blue Bleater

Cilit Bang and dirt is...

Indubitably true. Samsung S21 Ultra and Xiaomi 14 Ultra

anticpated · ‎05-03-2015

I bought a joke book the other day.

Whoever wrote it must be having a laugh.

Indubitably true. Samsung S21 Ultra and Xiaomi 14 Ultra

Anonymous · ‎05-03-2015

"dad, why can't i dress up instead of carrying this bit of oven"?

"i told you, thats a hob bit. Now get to school!"