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A Potato Amnesty!!!

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NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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I've just naked limbo dancing.....i dont know how people stoop so low!!

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I once read a book about Helium......i couldnt put it down!!

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Whiteboards are remarkable.

 

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If it ain’t broke, my children haven’t touched it yet.
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@MI5 wrote:
If it ain’t broke, my children haven’t touched it yet.

If it ain't broke it's made in Korea...

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If it ain't broke, it's definitely from the south...
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That's a clever one @MartinaP
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@Anonymous wrote:

Whiteboards are remarkable.

 

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I approve.
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