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A Potato Amnesty!!!

Anonymous
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on ‎03-12-2014 16:10

on ‎03-12-2014 16:10

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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on ‎26-05-2018 21:31

on ‎26-05-2018 21:31

@Anonymous wrote:

A survey revealed that those working in the audio devices industry who were married were less likely to cheat on their partner than those in almost any other industry.

 

Now that's what I call hi-fidelity

 

 

Now you see...this is classy. Not rude...just classy. joy

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on ‎27-05-2018 19:04

on ‎27-05-2018 19:04

That sounds about right.
Indubitably true. Samsung S21 Ultra and Xiaomi 14 Ultra
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on ‎27-05-2018 22:31

on ‎27-05-2018 22:31

All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
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on ‎28-05-2018 18:20

on ‎28-05-2018 18:20

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
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on ‎31-05-2018 21:08

on ‎31-05-2018 21:08

Complete the one-liner: Is that a banana in your pocket, or...?
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on ‎31-05-2018 21:18

on ‎31-05-2018 21:18

........ an iPhone 6 ?
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on ‎31-05-2018 21:32

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@MI5 wrote:
........ an iPhone 6 ?

joyjoy Bendy bendy bendygate....joy

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on ‎31-05-2018 21:39

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Image result for bendy iphone

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‎31-05-2018 22:37 - edited ‎31-05-2018 22:38

‎31-05-2018 22:37 - edited ‎31-05-2018 22:38

@MI5 "Your flexible friend...."🤣

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