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A Potato Amnesty!!!

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NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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MI5
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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - It's a hardware problem.....
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Have you heard about the new band called 1023mb's?
Probably not as they haven't managed a gig yet.....
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Ha!
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I woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning.......underneath!!!

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I've got an appointment with my OCD councillor this afternoon......I hope everything is in order!! 

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I've got an appointment with my OCD councillor this afternoon......I hope everything is in order!! 


LOL Love it.....Bouncy

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I heard the band OC/DC are reforming. Once they've finished cleaning up.
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I've got vision problems today - I can't see myself doing anything.....
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My hearing isn't so great either. What was that?

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This makes me laugh.......a surprised plug!!!

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