A Potato Amnesty!!!

[Anonymous]

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

[Anonymous]

Just walked out of my job at the helium factory......i refuse to be spoken to in that tone!!!

[jonsie]

I hate my job with a passion that my boss says I don't have.

[Cleoriff]

I say NO to alcohol......it just doesn't listen

[Anonymous]

Forgive me for asking - but what is "A Potato Amnesty"?   It has been suggested to me that it may be a not too lightly veiled insult to some of our Celtic neighbours, but I hope that is not the case.

[MI5]

"POTATO!!!!" is a bit of a standing joke on here (blame Keith Lemon), so the joke was a joke thread without any reference to potatoes

[Anonymous]

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@MI5 wrote:
"POTATO!!!!" is a bit of a standing joke on here (blame Keith Lemon), so the joke was a joke thread without any reference to potatoes

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Ah - thanks @MI5 -  another tiny step in my belated education.  Will have to Google "Keith Lemon"..........

More info

only joking..............!

[jonsie]

For Keith Lemon read lemon!

[viridis]

I fully expect one day for Wikipedia to redirect all Keith lemon searches to "annoying gimp"

[viridis]

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@Anonymous wrote:

Forgive me for asking - but what is "A Potato Amnesty"?   It has been suggested to me that it may be a not too lightly veiled insult to some of our Celtic neighbours, but I hope that is not the case.

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No, it's not a veiled insult.

Not at all.

You should give a light slap to whomever suggested such nonsense.

[viridis]

What on gods earth is a desk jockey!!!!