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👻🎄🎅 ONE SENTENCE CHRISTMAS STORY 🎅🎄👻
Morning everyone, It's time for our One Sentence Christmas story. This is your story so you can be as scary, weird and gruesome as you like.
Just hoping @Mi-Amigo @pgn @TallTrees @gmarkj @MI5 @jonsie @BobM @Anonymous @RafaC @lewys-gp and anyone else will join in the fun.
The idea is, I set the scene and you join in with one sentence (or a short paragraph) and then someone else adds to the story. At the end I will write the story in full for all to read.
Here is the start of the story....
It's nearly Christmas. In a town called Witchetytit, there is a Christmas Street Fayre.
Two children, Johnny (age 9) and Alice (age 8)are there with their Mum and Dad and are having a great time. Mum and Dad stop at the stall selling mulled wine.
Dad says to Johnny and Alice, "Why don't you go to Santa's Grotto' over the road?"
Johnny, a bit naughty, replies 'well it will cost you £20 Dad, if we want a decent present" Dad hands over the £20 and says "Look after Alice" "Fat chance" mutters Johnny as he runs over the road to the grotto, with Alice trailing after him.
An elf with pink cheeks meets them at the door and asks for the money.
She takes them a walk through a lovely grotto with fake snow, polar bears, penguins and reindeer.
Then they arrive at a place where Santa is sitting. A very. very weird Santa, in all the right clothes but with frightening burning red eyes.
"Oh look" says Santa, "it's Johnny and Alice …So have you been good? "Oh yes" said Johnny, "I'm always good". Weird Santa glares at him with his burning red eyes…."I don't think so" says Santa showing nasty pointed teeth. "You have to look for your presents. Johnny, you go through this door and turn LEFT".
Alice said, "I try to be good Santa" Santa said gently, "I know you do Alice, now you go through the same door but turn RIGHT".
Johnny says "OK Santa. I hope I'm getting a good present" Weird Santa's eyes flashed at him.
Johnny steps through the door into the dark. He sees an illuminated sign pointing left. It said TNS "I wonder what that means" muttered Johnny. "I bet it means THE NICE SHOP" He starts to walk down the steps…..meanwhile…..
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The Elf grabbed the parcel and said "If I`m going to be hanged, I`m having a present first". The Elf tore off the paper from the parcel and as he was about to open it, there are was a huge explosion, sending the Elf backwards covered in soot.
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Suddenly with a puff of smoke Weird Santa appeared and said to Johnny. "What the hell is the mess you have left on The Naughty Step?". Snow, Pee, Spiders gooey eye and your clothes?? We have a rule round here about TNS!"
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Ha Ha said Johnny! but he was left in an Elf Suit so the Mad Hatter shouted After him!
He is to be hanged! Johnny fled tearing off his "dressing up clothes" as fast as he could
Alice was screaming and the Rabbit was
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rabbit was spitting up blood...
"I'm not being hanged" said Johnny...."No" screamed Weird Santa..."get to The Naughty Step and clear it up"
His eyes flashed red again and Johnny wet himself in fright!!
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As naked Johnny went back to TNS to clear up the mess, in the dark corner behind the tea party table, a ghost appeared. Everyone screamed. "I`m frightened" said Alice and then...
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The ghost floated up towards Alice "I'm the GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT" she said. "Think but don't tell what you would like as a present"
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The White Rabbit was spinning round and round his red eyes now flashing on and off continuous until he EXPLODED
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When the White Rabbit Exploded ~ it rained CHRISTMAS PRESENTS 😁
All the gore and blood changed a miracle because Christmas is a Miracle.
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"EUGH" yelled The Mad Hatter and Tweedledum as they found themselves covered in Rabbit gore and Entrails
but then they saw the Christmas presents in a red sack...
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"Oh I can`t think of presents" said Alice "I don`t know what happens to those who are nice. Look what happened to those who were naughty... The spider`s eyes were poked out, Johnny got covered in goo, the Elf got covered in soot, now the rabbit has exploded, Tweedledum and the Mad Hatter covered in entrails.
Will anything else happen to the Mad Hatter, he was so naughty with the Downing Street party?"
and then....
