on 23-12-2021 09:30 - last edited on 23-12-2021 09:34 by lewys-gp
👻🎄🎅 ONE SENTENCE CHRISTMAS STORY 🎅🎄👻
Morning everyone, It's time for our One Sentence Christmas story. This is your story so you can be as scary, weird and gruesome as you like.
Just hoping @Mi-Amigo @pgn @TallTrees @gmarkj @MI5 @jonsie @BobM @Anonymous @RafaC @lewys-gp and anyone else will join in the fun.
The idea is, I set the scene and you join in with one sentence (or a short paragraph) and then someone else adds to the story. At the end I will write the story in full for all to read.
Here is the start of the story....
It's nearly Christmas. In a town called Witchetytit, there is a Christmas Street Fayre.
Two children, Johnny (age 9) and Alice (age 8)are there with their Mum and Dad and are having a great time. Mum and Dad stop at the stall selling mulled wine.
Dad says to Johnny and Alice, "Why don't you go to Santa's Grotto' over the road?"
Johnny, a bit naughty, replies 'well it will cost you £20 Dad, if we want a decent present" Dad hands over the £20 and says "Look after Alice" "Fat chance" mutters Johnny as he runs over the road to the grotto, with Alice trailing after him.
An elf with pink cheeks meets them at the door and asks for the money.
She takes them a walk through a lovely grotto with fake snow, polar bears, penguins and reindeer.
Then they arrive at a place where Santa is sitting. A very. very weird Santa, in all the right clothes but with frightening burning red eyes.
"Oh look" says Santa, "it's Johnny and Alice …So have you been good? "Oh yes" said Johnny, "I'm always good". Weird Santa glares at him with his burning red eyes…."I don't think so" says Santa showing nasty pointed teeth. "You have to look for your presents. Johnny, you go through this door and turn LEFT".
Alice said, "I try to be good Santa" Santa said gently, "I know you do Alice, now you go through the same door but turn RIGHT".
Johnny says "OK Santa. I hope I'm getting a good present" Weird Santa's eyes flashed at him.
Johnny steps through the door into the dark. He sees an illuminated sign pointing left. It said TNS "I wonder what that means" muttered Johnny. "I bet it means THE NICE SHOP" He starts to walk down the steps…..meanwhile…..
Veritas Numquam Perit
on 23-12-2021 09:56
on 23-12-2021 09:56
Johnny was confused. He could see nothing nice about this shop...Spiders, an elf peeing in cups, and him covered in green slime. "Where's Alice" he said...
Veritas Numquam Perit
on 23-12-2021 10:00
Meanwhile in Blunderland, Alice had reached a long table, laid out with food, with the Mad Hatter at the head of the table. Alice said "The White Rabbit rushed by me shouting about a hanging. Is this a hanging and Xmas party ?" To which the Mad Hatter replied...
on 23-12-2021 10:02
on 23-12-2021 10:02
"We're all mad here, gel!" and wandered off in search of a sugar cube...
on 23-12-2021 10:05
YES we are after that Elf he has given us much trouble with his fanciful behaviour
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Meanwhile, back in Santa's Grot-Oh...
Things were getting Seasonal...
on 23-12-2021 10:10
on 23-12-2021 10:14
on 23-12-2021 10:14
At which point, it became plain that they were near the auditorium of the local flea-pit, and John Wicke was not far away:
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"Am I having a tea party at all?" asked Alice..."or is this a strip show?"(PS I'm only 7) 😂
Veritas Numquam Perit
23-12-2021 10:19 - edited 23-12-2021 10:23
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on 23-12-2021 10:19
on 23-12-2021 10:19
Once Alice saw Neo and the clip about stepping out of the mirror, she realised Johnny was on the other side...
"Oh Johnny!", she hollered, staring deep into the mirror, as she reached out towards it...