👻🎅🎄ONE SENTENCE CHRISTMAS STORY 🎄🎅👻

[Cleoriff]

                                       👻🎄🎅 ONE SENTENCE CHRISTMAS STORY 🎅🎄👻

Morning everyone, It's time for our One Sentence Christmas story. This is your story so you can be as scary, weird and gruesome as you like.

Just hoping @Mi-Amigo @pgn @TallTrees @gmarkj @MI5 @jonsie @BobM @Anonymous @RafaC @lewys-gp  and anyone else will join in the fun.

The idea is, I set the scene and you join in with one sentence (or a short paragraph) and then someone else adds to the story. At the end I will write the story in full for all to read.

Here is the start of the story....

                                  

It's nearly Christmas. In a town called Witchetytit, there is a Christmas Street Fayre.

Two children, Johnny (age 9) and Alice (age 8)are there with their Mum and Dad and are having a great time. Mum and Dad stop at the stall selling mulled wine.

Dad says to Johnny and Alice, "Why don't you go to Santa's Grotto' over the road?"

Johnny, a bit naughty, replies 'well it will cost you £20 Dad, if we want a decent present" Dad hands over the £20 and says "Look after Alice" "Fat chance" mutters Johnny as he runs over the road to the grotto, with Alice trailing after him.

An elf with pink cheeks meets them at the door and asks for the money.

She takes them a walk through a lovely grotto with fake snow, polar bears, penguins and reindeer.

Then they arrive at a place where Santa is sitting. A very. very weird Santa, in all the right clothes but with frightening burning red eyes.

"Oh look" says Santa, "it's Johnny and Alice …So have you been good? "Oh yes" said Johnny, "I'm always good". Weird Santa glares at him with his burning red eyes…."I don't think so" says Santa showing nasty pointed teeth. "You have to look for your presents. Johnny, you go through this door and turn LEFT".

Alice said, "I try to be good Santa" Santa said gently, "I know you do Alice, now you go through the same door but turn RIGHT".

Johnny says "OK Santa. I hope I'm getting a good present" Weird Santa's eyes flashed at him.

Johnny steps through the door into the dark. He sees an illuminated sign pointing left. It said TNS "I wonder what that means" muttered Johnny. "I bet it means THE NICE SHOP" He starts to walk down the steps…..meanwhile…..

[Cleoriff]

A mad bloke called Boris appeared, "It wasn't a party" he said..."it was a MEETING"

[pgn]

As Boris made a Priti good attempt to Truss up the celebrations, he let slip a stream of fake fake snow and snorted indiscriminately...

[Mi-Amigo]

"A meeting ? A meeting ?" yelled Weird Santa, "Boris, Priti and Truss are all on my naughty list".

"Let`s hang Boris" shouted what was left of the White Rabbit... 

"No" said Weird Santa "Boris keeps banging on about getting boost, let`s give him a boost. Anyone any ideas what boost we can give Boris?"

[TallTrees]

Dress him up in a santa suit and hang him up on the fir tree behind the table ha ha then we can twirl him round until he's giddy and Truss can give him a kick 😀 

[Mi-Amigo]

"Roasting his nuts over an open fire" laughed the Mad Hatter

[pgn]

The tree bent under the weight of its new fairy. Quite a lot.

[pgn]

And the Gruff Fairy left the building to retrieve his Crown, making a clean breast of everything and having had a butcher's at the mayhem around the room... "Cold Turkey's no fun" he mumbled...

[Mi-Amigo]

Johnny, having cleaned up TNS [well, sort of made a half-hearted attempt], ascended the steps of TNS and saw Boris, the Gruff Fairy, about to try and leave. Johnny yelled "Oi. Boris. You are way more naughty than me, or anyone" and with that floored Boris with a rugby tackle and sat on him... 

[TallTrees]

Then a huge star 🌟  lit up the whole place shone straight at Boris and a lightning bolt blew him off the tree 🌳 he landed on the Christmas table 🙄 

[Mi-Amigo]

... waking up the Dormouse in the tea pot.

Alice yelled at Boris "Where`s my brother Johnny? He was sitting on you..."