👻🎅🎄ONE SENTENCE CHRISTMAS STORY 🎄🎅👻

[Cleoriff]

                                       👻🎄🎅 ONE SENTENCE CHRISTMAS STORY 🎅🎄👻

Morning everyone, It's time for our One Sentence Christmas story. This is your story so you can be as scary, weird and gruesome as you like.

Just hoping @Mi-Amigo @pgn @TallTrees @gmarkj @MI5 @jonsie @BobM @Anonymous @RafaC @lewys-gp  and anyone else will join in the fun.

The idea is, I set the scene and you join in with one sentence (or a short paragraph) and then someone else adds to the story. At the end I will write the story in full for all to read.

Here is the start of the story....

                                  

It's nearly Christmas. In a town called Witchetytit, there is a Christmas Street Fayre.

Two children, Johnny (age 9) and Alice (age 8)are there with their Mum and Dad and are having a great time. Mum and Dad stop at the stall selling mulled wine.

Dad says to Johnny and Alice, "Why don't you go to Santa's Grotto' over the road?"

Johnny, a bit naughty, replies 'well it will cost you £20 Dad, if we want a decent present" Dad hands over the £20 and says "Look after Alice" "Fat chance" mutters Johnny as he runs over the road to the grotto, with Alice trailing after him.

An elf with pink cheeks meets them at the door and asks for the money.

She takes them a walk through a lovely grotto with fake snow, polar bears, penguins and reindeer.

Then they arrive at a place where Santa is sitting. A very. very weird Santa, in all the right clothes but with frightening burning red eyes.

"Oh look" says Santa, "it's Johnny and Alice …So have you been good? "Oh yes" said Johnny, "I'm always good". Weird Santa glares at him with his burning red eyes…."I don't think so" says Santa showing nasty pointed teeth. "You have to look for your presents. Johnny, you go through this door and turn LEFT".

Alice said, "I try to be good Santa" Santa said gently, "I know you do Alice, now you go through the same door but turn RIGHT".

Johnny says "OK Santa. I hope I'm getting a good present" Weird Santa's eyes flashed at him.

Johnny steps through the door into the dark. He sees an illuminated sign pointing left. It said TNS "I wonder what that means" muttered Johnny. "I bet it means THE NICE SHOP" He starts to walk down the steps…..meanwhile…..

[Cleoriff]

"Plenty of meat on here if we carve him up|" said Mad Hatter. Weird Santa's eyes flashed red joyfully....

[TallTrees]

The elf who was lurking around the presents and food said oh Johnny he is under the table eating sweets 😋 

[Mi-Amigo]

While Weird Santa started sharpening a carving knife to carve up Boris,  Alice looked under the table and saw Johnny stuffing his face with chocolates...

[Cleoriff]

"Have we had our presents yet? I don't fancy eating any of Boris as he will be tough and horrible!"said Johnny...

[Mi-Amigo]

"No presents" said Alice "but I know what I would really really love for Christmas"... 

[Cleoriff]

Weird Santa appeared in front of them with two wrapped presents.

"This is for you Johnny" he said "and this is for you Alice" "Thank you Santa" they said together. 

[pgn]

What a pair of Crackers, indeed!

[Cleoriff]

The door opened and Johnny and Alice ran out to meet their mum and dad.

"Oh lovely "said mum," what have you got Alice?"

Alice opened her parcel to find a lovely Cheshire Cat. "I wanted a cat, it's what I wished for with the ghost"

The cat gave a big grin and went back to sleep.

Johnny opened his to find...

"Mmmmm" said Johnny. "Not sure if this one pees in cups". The elf grinned at Johnny and said "just wait and see"

                                                                THE END       

[Mi-Amigo]

Brilliant story @Cleoriff 

It was great to have such funny posts from you @Cleoriff  @TallTrees @pgn @RafaC  

I love OSS and look forward to reading the whole story shortly.

[Cleoriff]

Thanks once again to all my mad friends....shame that not everyone was able to take part but it was mad and silly and a lot of fun. I shall get off to try and make some sense of it now 😂

Full story to follow.....