Just so us iPhone non-users don't feel left out

[Anonymous]

I thought I'd post this lighthearted thread for those who feel left out.

I've just ordered my fortnightly shop from Tesco.

I wonder if it will be delivered on Saturday morning or will the van break down ?

If it does I hope they don't send it on Yodel, what are the chances of that happening do you think ?

[Anonymous]

LOL

[Anonymous]

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@perksie wrote:

More likely one of these:

Grand-dad !!!....we wondered where you'd gone....we thought you were a long time down at the local Chinese takeaway !

Perhaps it would be safer if you picked up my wifi dongle but can you get it here by Friday week 2013 ?.....let me know the tracking code asap ?

[Anonymous]

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@anticpated wrote:

Mine should be coming via carbon-neutral hybrid rickshaw.

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But what's the methane gas rating ?

http://chemistry.about.com/od/medicalhealth/f/What-Is-The-Chemical-Composition-Of-Farts.htm

[jonsie]

You are all truly sad people!

[perksie]

One of my better snaps!

[Anonymous]

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@jonsie wrote:

You are all truly sad people!

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I know........but other sections of the forum are either too serious or too iPhone. 

[jonsie]

Personal delivery for me!
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[Anonymous]

http://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Apple-iOS-Devices-iPhone-iPad/My-iPhone-5-Has-Been-Dispatched/td-p/2909...

Almost 900 posts in 48 hours....and we complain about repeats on TV !

[jonsie]

Aw bless. I'm assured that the sickness only has an incubation period of 21 days:smileywink:

[sheepdog]

I've just got a delivery from Amazon in around 27 hours. Disgusted. I should be getting it free for being 3 hours over a day. And it came in an unmarked white transit van. Who can I complain to about the lack of uniformed couriers? I mean, the guy even smiled at me and had a conversation when there are others waiting for a delivery.