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Just so us iPhone non-users don't feel left out

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I thought I'd post this lighthearted thread for those who feel left out.

 

I've just ordered my fortnightly shop from Tesco.

 

I wonder if it will be delivered on Saturday morning or will the van break down ?

 

If it does I hope they don't send it on Yodel, what are the chances of that happening do you think ?

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LOL
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@perksie wrote:

More likely one of these:

 

Rickshaw.jpg

 

 

Grand-dad !!!....we wondered where you'd gone....we thought you were a long time down at the local Chinese takeaway !

 

Perhaps it would be safer if you picked up my wifi dongle but can you get it here by Friday week 2013 ?.....let me know the tracking code asap ?

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@anticpated wrote:

Mine should be coming via carbon-neutral hybrid rickshaw.

 


But what's the methane gas rating ?

 

http://chemistry.about.com/od/medicalhealth/f/What-Is-The-Chemical-Composition-Of-Farts.htm

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One of my better snaps!Smiley LOL

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@jonsie wrote:

You are all truly sad people!Smiley LOLheart


I know........but other sections of the forum are either too serious or too iPhone. 

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http://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Apple-iOS-Devices-iPhone-iPad/My-iPhone-5-Has-Been-Dispatched/td-p/2909...

Almost 900 posts in 48 hours....and we complain about repeats on TV !
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Aw bless. I'm assured that the sickness only has an incubation period of 21 days:smileywink:

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I've just got a delivery from Amazon in around 27 hours. Disgusted. I should be getting it free for being 3 hours over a day. And it came in an unmarked white transit van. Who can I complain to about the lack of uniformed couriers? I mean, the guy even smiled at me and had a conversation when there are others waiting for a delivery. wink

 

 

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