Jeremy Kyle on my day off !! Phew

[Anonymous]

Hi everyone,

My day off today so i'd thought I would stick the Jeremy Kyle programme on the goggle box this morning.

Well i've raised my eyebrows a few times and thought 'omg' a few times !!

They must give these 'people' high travelling expenses to air their dirty linen on national Tv.

I dont think i'll be making the same mistake again !   

[Anonymous]

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@jonsie wrote:

I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than tune into that farcical tripe. Daytime TV should be banned!! (apart from the children's programmes:smileyhappy:)

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I don't normally watch it but as my girlfriend who does watch it stayed over I was out voted to what was going on the Tv. 

[jonsie]

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@jonsie wrote:

I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than tune into that farcical tripe. Daytime TV should be banned!! (apart from the children's programmes:smileyhappy:)

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I don't normally watch it but as my girlfriend who does watch it stayed over I was out voted to what was going on the Tv. 

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You're forgiven then!:smileywink:

[Anonymous]

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@jonsie wrote:

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@jonsie wrote:

I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than tune into that farcical tripe. Daytime TV should be banned!! (apart from the children's programmes:smileyhappy:)

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I don't normally watch it but as my girlfriend who does watch it stayed over I was out voted to what was going on the Tv. 

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You're forgiven then!:smileywink:

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I know better than to argue with a woman !

[MI5]

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@Anonymous wrote:

I know better than to argue with a woman !

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You're not so bad after all

[Anonymous]

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@MI5 wrote:

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@Anonymous wrote:

I know better than to argue with a woman !

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You're not so bad after all

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Why thank you Sir !

[sheepdog]

Do you think we'll ever see "I couldn't get the new iphone on contract because my friend who I took out the contract for hasn't paid the bills for months and now my life is ruined because no employer can contact me whilst watching Jeremey Kyle"

[Anonymous]

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@sheepdog wrote:

Do you think we'll ever see "I couldn't get the new iphone on contract because my friend who I took out the contract for hasn't paid the bills for months and now my life is ruined because no employer can contact me whilst watching Jeremey Kyle"

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Lol , now there's an idea for a show !

or 

" I can't choose between my smartphone and my partner"

[Anonymous]

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@Toby wrote:
Did any of you guys see Ant and Dec play a prank on him?

it was on their Takeaway show and it was priceless

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Yes I watched that. 

Only in the USA would someone believe plastic surgery would be undertaken to look like a cat !

Funny times

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Have you heard about the girl who has had tons of plastic surgery o make herself look like her favourite manga character 

[Anonymous]

Nope. Any pics  of the manga girl ?

I do remember that guy who had implants and his tongue split to make him look like a reptile !

[perksie]

Who is Jeremy Kyle?