A Potato Amnesty!!!

[Anonymous]

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

[Anonymous]

Just seen a drunk guy with a filing cabinet on his chin and a desk on his nose......he was office face!!!

[Anonymous]

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@Anonymous wrote:

hi @Anonymous 

thank you for replying & doing so very quickly to my post above

I feel I owe you an apology Gerry .....

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Absolutely not, @Anonymous   We all enjoy a bit of banter in the Community (I hope!) and you always infuse your contributions with humour and wit.  Long may you continue to do so!  

[Anonymous]

if it wriggles it's Biology

if it smells it's Chemistry

& if it doesn't work it's Physics

[Cleoriff]

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@Anonymous wrote:

if it wriggles it's Biology

if it smells it's Chemistry

& if it doesn't work it's Physics

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[anticpated]

Never argue with an idiot they will only bring you down to the same level and beat you with experience.

[anticpated]

If you're having binary problems.

I feel bad for you son.

I have 1100011 problems and a bit ain't one.

[MI5]

My apathy is at an all time whatever.

[anticpated]

A thief just stole the words out of my mouth.

[anticpated]

What do you call an Aberdeen Angus with a machine gun?

A Military Coo.

[anticpated]

I said something funny today and I'm not kidding.