A Potato Amnesty!!!

[Anonymous]

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

[Anonymous]

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@MI5 wrote:
Women - God's version of the Rubik cube.

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Nice theory @MI5 - but there is no solution to women no matter how you manipulate them.

(NB  that word is MANipulate. Isn't strange that our language does not recognise womanipulate?)

[Anonymous]

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@MI5 wrote:
Women - God's version of the Rubik cube.

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why are Men like toilets

they are either ..... vacant ..... engaged ..... or ..... full of cr*p

WispaRed7  up there for thinking - down there for dancing

[Anonymous]

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@MI5 wrote:
Women - God's version of the Rubik cube.

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Nice theory @MI5 - but there is no solution to women no matter how you manipulate them.

(NB  that word is MANipulate. Isn't strange that our language does not recognise womanipulate?)

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like we were taught HIStory at school

WispaRed7  the seagulls follow the trawler

[MI5]

Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.

[Anonymous]

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@Anonymous wrote:

why are Men like toilets

they are either ..... vacant ..... engaged ..... or ..... full of cr*p

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WOW Jane!   You certainly need not expect a Prince Charming after that one, and I doubt if even a weirdo would be too keen to turn up either.   .  

[Anonymous]

hi @Anonymous 

I got that 'joke' from the chalkboard in the ladies loo's at a local pub in town several years ago now ..... I absolutely murder a joke in the telling, but of course, it goes without saying I do love a right old belly laff 

I once asked a friend what would be written on the chalkboard in the gentlemens lavatory & this very worldy, wise person said the same thing as in the ladies loo's with the words man/woman switched around 

so there you have it Gerry 

if you think my sense of humour is somewhere round the U bend or off the wall or weird then so be it

personally, I would describe my sense of humour as daft/ridiculous

I do not dislike the company of a man/men, quite the opposite, maybe it's being on the wrong side of a nasty divorce + toughening up when the buck stopped me as I had my 8 year old son to put 1st + then life living on my own (including always a cat  :womanvery-happy:)

oh & Gerry, btw see my profile (which I have bothered to complete, albeit in a cursory way) I do end it with WYSIWYG

WispaRed7 Learn from the Past - Live in the Present - Look to the Future

[Anonymous]

jam sandwiches

[Anonymous]

Hi @Anonymous
Honestly I was not criticising you - I assure that my comment would have come over quite differently if we had been speaking face to face (if, of course, you could understand my Ulster accent, that many people on the mainland mistake as Scottish).
I am not sure how I would describe my own sense of humour. I don't like vulgarity and I don't like alleged humour that seeks to hurt and belittle people. I do like puns and subtlety, though I am not much good at either (since I am not much good at anything if truth be told). I like a good laugh and what makes me laugh most heartily is a sense of the ridiculous.
I am not at all sure I fully grasp the WYSIWYG concept, as my experience has taught me many times over that there are hidden depths to all of us that are definitely NOT always clearly visible to others or even to ourselves until the right circumstances arise.

[Anonymous]

hi @Anonymous 

thank you for replying & doing so very quickly to my post above

to me you come across as well educated/intelligent/articulate

I'd say regarding my accent that, although I've lived in rural North Yorkshire for many years now, I've kept my broad West Yorkshire accent - I don't say thee or thou or eg the word father pronounced like fatha (short 'a' sound)

as said before on O2 community I do listen a lot to BBCR4 in the evening, particularly current affairs/business/politics & I've heard various inflections of spoken irish - there is one guy who speaks very very fast = far too fast for me to comprehend what he is talking about

I do love the slow soft irish burr of an accent

I feel I owe you an apology Gerry ..... I can get feeling 'got at' then go & defend myself ..... this is a failing of mine ..... subtelty can go by me ..... I tackle problems head on ..... I could go on, but I choose not to, I've very probably said more than enough, but you were gracious in your reply to my post above

so lets :womanvery-happy:  

PS: I like your signatures & look forward to your new ones

WispaRed7  Frankie & Kevin to win Strictly Come Dancing final on Saturday 

[anticpated]

Shizzle fo ma bizzle said Snoop Cat not Dog.