3 Interesting facts about myself

[Anonymous]

Hi there!

Yesterday I introduced myself on the community on the Welcome & News section here 

But I know that many of you guys usually post here, so I just wanted to drop you a note here to say Hi! 

I'm looking forward to getting to know you, so if you want you can tell me (us) a little bit about yourselves in this thread.

A little bit about me: I’m passionate about digital and technology... I want to be part of the digital revolution and that’s why I'm here! 

3 Interesting facts about myself: 

• I love music and my favourite band is Death Cab for Cutie.
• I'm less than 5,1 feet tall.
• When I was younger I used to lose my mobile phone all the time, now I've been with the same one for almost 2 years 

What about you guys? Anything interesting about yourselves? 

[viridis]

I also like to make people laugh, in the screwed up world we live in, it's important.
I believe laughter really and truly is the best medicine,
....unless you have really bad wind in which case the muscle contractions upon laughing will make you fart or, in a worst case scenario, make you soil yourself.

[Cleoriff]

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@viridis wrote:
I also like to make people laugh, in the screwed up world we live in, it's important.
I believe laughter really and truly is the best medicine,
....unless you have really bad wind in which case the muscle contractions upon laughing will make you fart or, in a worst case scenario, make you soil yourself.

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No worries about that @viridis ...a good tightening up of pelvic floor muscles prevents that...

Sadly, this is something you lads would know nothing about....

[jonsie]

You would be surprised what us lads know about this

[viridis]

Oi, none of that sexist malarkey!
Believe me we know about pelvic floor, many a late night taxi ride after curry and beer with a £90 clean up fee makes sure we know about pelvic floors. 😉

[Cleoriff]

At the risk of getting a mod jump on me from a great height...

I will say this....you lads may know about buttock clenching...

We females know about pelvic floor exercises...

Oh yes @jonsie  I need to know nothing about your exploits in Thailand thank you very much

[viridis]

Trust me, a case of the runs is not the only reason men know about the pelvic floor lol.

[jonsie]

...and to add Thai women can teach everyone about pelvic control.

I fear a reprimand...this thread is way off topic!:smileysad:

[viridis]

Well, he went there. We knew he might but he just flat out did.

[jonsie]

So back on topic:

1.I was 27 stone and slimmed down to 10 stone whilst owning a fish and chip shop

2.I was national motor mechanic of the year for a main franchise dealer and won a trip to Nairobi and £1000.

3.My claim to fame : I bowled out the finest all-rounder in the world...the great Sir Garfield Sobers (only in practice playing for Radcliffe C.C.)

[Cleoriff]

And as I am now by the pool in Spain..I can pretend it was nowt to do with me *sniffs* lol