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Cleoriff
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Morning everyone. broken_heart

Yet again I have agreed to do the One Sentence Story. yahoo

As this is Love Week I think you will be expecting something slushy and mushy for Valentine's Day.

Those who know me well, will realise that's not going to happen.

 

Let's just call this an alternative love story. You know the one which features Love and Betrayal…broken_heart

So today I'll start a story and everyone has to add one more sentence to it.

You are only allowed to post one sentence and have to wait until someone else posts the next before you can go again.

Although it's a story about Valentine's Day, you can be as funny, creepy, lovey-dovey or as outrageous as you like.

I've set the scene so here we go…..

 

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It was Valentine's day and Angie was getting ready to surprise her boyfriend Peter with a wonderful gift and a lovely meal at an expensive restaurant

For some reason it appeared as if they were drifting apart over the last few months and Angie wanted to let Peter know just how much she loved him.

 

The problem was, Peter was two timing Angie with her best friend Claudia and had decided to finish with Angie on Valentine's day.

 

Sadly, Peter had made a big mistake. He sent a Valentines card to Angie calling her Claudia. He sent a card to Claudia calling her Angie.

Both girls were horrified but as friendship is more important than a cheating man, they worked together to concoct a devious plan to teach Peter a lesson he would never forget.

Later that evening, Peter was in the restaurant with Angie. They had agreed to exchange gifts during a so called wonderful meal.

The meal arrived but both were wondering what was in each others gifts boxes on the table

Unbeknown to Peter, Claudia, 'the other woman', was in a cubicle behind the couple and sitting directly behind Peter.

Suddenly and without warning, Claudia stood up, leant over the cubicle and said "Hello Peter you cheating pig, here's a gift from me"

Walking round to the cubicle where Peter and Angie sat, Claudia pulled a knife from her sleeve and......

Veritas Numquam Perit

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could......get a bottle of Bubbly to celebrate Valentines (Massacre!) ?

Waiter brought bottle and.......



HAPPINESS IS BEE SHAPED

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a steak to which Angie yelled "this steak is rare, isn`t there enough blood on here? I wanted my steak well done" and the waiter rushed off with the steak, leaving Peter to cry out.... 

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....for air. Then his head fell off!
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... or appeared to, as his head tipped back and blood gushed from his throat... "Oh look, Angie. It`s like a scene from Carrie, my favourite film" said Claudia, to which Angie said...

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"You have such great taste in movies, Claudia. I can finally understand what Peter saw in you" to which Claudia replied...

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I preferred Pet Semetary. Shall we see what happens if we bury him?

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"Good idea" said Angie "Only problem is we haven`t got a coffin, what shall we use instead?" to which Claudia replied...

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"I'm sure he would fit in the stiletto box if we squeezed him in. Otherwise, we can ask the waiter if they can fish a box out of the dumpster at the back"

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Oh yes said the waiter ~ an old fish box~ back in a mo

Waiter back in minute with large fishy box....yippee said Claudia clapping her hands around



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We need a sharp steak knife said Angie

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