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What has made me LAUGH today?

Anonymous
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Heard the one about the cat that ran up the chimney? ffs / lolz

 

My lad rings me about 7pm = unusual, as this comes under 'Quality time with his missus'

We have a chat about finalizing arrangements for me to see him tomorrow in the suburbs of Leeds 

We come up with a plan

I enquire after my daughter-in-law & after their new 6 year old rescue cat Juno

He's run up the chimney mum Cat Tongue

Has it been cleaned I ask

No says son

They've recently moved into their 1st own house = built late 1930's

I ask is he covered in soot ... is he black

Well, says son, he is grey ... now Juno is a white / black cat

How did you clean him asks I

He's cleaned himself mum

Discussion follows about pet wipes as my ginger / white cat Marty's white bits are looking distinctly grubby

50 + 50 + 50 shades of grey ... oh yes ... there is soot grey now 

& we all thought of *as black as soot* ... 

*Titters* LOL

 

fyi ... yes, there are days (I don't count them, deliberately so) when I have sweet FA to laugh about Cat

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jonsie
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According to a US reporter, the ace was arrested over "public swearing and intoxication" on December 16 by the Washington Airport Authority.

 Wayne Rooney - pictured in his mugshot - was arrested in America for public intoxication and swearing

 

 

There We Are Then LOL


LOL

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@jonsie wrote:

@MI5 wrote:

@jonsie wrote:

According to a US reporter, the ace was arrested over "public swearing and intoxication" on December 16 by the Washington Airport Authority.

 Wayne Rooney - pictured in his mugshot - was arrested in America for public intoxication and swearing

 

 

There We Are Then LOL


LOL


Couldn't agree more....LOL

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Sweet fa has made me laugh today & ...

I could do with a bit of a laff ... the freshness of a New Year is beginning to wear thin already slight_frown

Hi @Anonymous ...

Can you ride tandem lad ?

Misquote from an old PG Tips tea advert ... couldn't find an image for that particular advert

Image result for images of pg tips chimps

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Thank you for the PG Tips tea chimps adverts @jonsie

Puts a smile on my face

& It started with a good old trad jazz band with jivers in black n white ... don't remember this ad

My mum used Brooke Bond loose leaf tea & I collected the cards to put in a send away for album

Saw the chimps having their tea party in Twycross Zoo, East Midlands when a kid long before the do-gooders banned the chimps from advertising

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Of course I'll give you a backy @Anonymous 😂
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@Anonymous wrote:
Of course I'll give you a backy @Anonymous 😂

That'd be wonderful ... I could ogle your cute bum wink ... & put my feet up & massage your back as you did all the peddaling ... no not really I'd try my best ... it'd be good exercise 

 

My son had his 3 mountain bikes stolen from different places ... I'd love to buy him & his wife a mountain bike each, but I just don't have that kind of money spare ... they like The Peak District = they'd pack up a lunch then strap the bikes to my son's car & go off for the weekend days ... so sorry for them both slight_frown

 

Image result for images for tandem mountain bikes

Would this be alright @Anonymous ?

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