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Re: What has made me LAUGH today?

A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.


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Re: What has made me LAUGH today?

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

D'oh!

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Haha! Never get one like that in a Christmas cracker, @dgilbert2cool

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Re: What has made me LAUGH today?

Had an argument with the plumber over a quote, well I say argument, it was more of a heated discussion.....

 

fared better with the window cleaner about cleaning the gutters, but then his pricing has always been transparent.

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Had an argument with the plumber over a quote, well I say argument, it was more of a heated discussion.....

 

fared better with the window cleaner about cleaning the gutters, but then his pricing has always been transparent.


nice ones LOL

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Re: What has made me LAUGH today?

This

BREAKING: Wayne Rooney 'arrested for public intoxication in Washington'

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This

BREAKING: Wayne Rooney 'arrested for public intoxication in Washington'



Is that it? What did he do when he was drunk?....or can you just be arrested for being drunk in Washington? Confused

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-wayne-rooney-arrested-public-13821006

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

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According to a US reporter, the ace was arrested over "public swearing and intoxication" on December 16 by the Washington Airport Authority.

 Wayne Rooney - pictured in his mugshot - was arrested in America for public intoxication and swearing

 

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@jonsie wrote:

According to a US reporter, the ace was arrested over "public swearing and intoxication" on December 16 by the Washington Airport Authority.

 Wayne Rooney - pictured in his mugshot - was arrested in America for public intoxication and swearing

 

 

There We Are Then LOL

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