16-05-2019 01:09 - edited 16-05-2019 01:09
Thank you so much for this. Am waiting for the men in the white coats my new neighbour has no doubt ordered hearing me laughing insanely at both your post and @Bambino's Wednesday laugh.
on 16-05-2019 08:30
I keep looking at it @Glory1 and found a couple more that are typical of me
"Sorry, is anyone sitting here?” – Translation: Unless this is a person who looks remarkably like a bag, I suggest you move it
“You’ll have to excuse the mess” – Translation: I’ve spent seven hours tidying in preparation for your visit
As for the customs one....even if you haven't got '3 kilos of cocaine and a dead goat' in your luggage, why the hell do they look at you as if you have?
on 16-05-2019 18:00
Yep, both I'm definitely guilty of @Cleoriff .
As for Customs, I haven't travelled in quite a few years but still remember how I felt and totally agree with you. As I walked through each time, I was fully expecting a tap on the shoulder, and I'd done nothing, had no contraband etc but could still the eyes drilling into my back
on 28-05-2019 20:50
thank you @Cleoriff ... ... & ... yes, I'm very British & do most of what you've posted
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