@jonsie wrote:
@Anonymous wrote:O ..... erm ..... hey ho ..... jonsie, can you cook?
Well I've perfected the art of cooking a boiled egg and I'm a master of the microwave and oven dishes. Pretty good at cottage pie and tatty ash but that's as far as my culinary skills stretch.:smileysad:
...and I'm a dab hand at ordering a takeaway
well my lad jonsie ..... no kidding you can do more than me ..... seriously ..... cottage pie + tatieash ..... sounds wonderful
yep, like you I have an ordered collection of local take-away's menu's arranged alphabetically on the middle shelf of the kitchen dresser ..... & they deliver foc
I can do a runny boiled egg + fluffy moist scrambled eggs + runny in the middle poached eggs
hell man I've just eaten the wafer-thin ham sarnies I packed up on Monday morning to go on the Blsckpool trip ..... = ..... I took 'em & brought 'em back ..... & now I've etten 'em along with the slice of chocolate swiss roll ..... I'm not lying ..... & ..... I kid you not ..... 
my name's not Cleoriff ..... who wins prizes at her local pub for her home made pies c/o chicken & chorizo pie
I know, dinner's on the floor at my house ..... & ..... that's the cat's 
serious lol ..... in need of a Guiness with blackcurrant ..... so off to pub ..... 
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@Anonymous wrote:
my name's not Cleoriff ..... who wins prizes at her local pub for her home made pies c/o chicken & chorizo pie
You got me mixed up with someone else Jane....I don't do pies 
A damn good sunday roast.....and various slow cooked casserole type things...oh yeah.. and the best cooked breakfast in our neck of the woods....(according to my sons, who invariably are after something when they make that statement)...
sorry Cleoriff ..... 
..... I genuinely thought it was you from a long ago posting 
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@Anonymous wrote:sorry Cleoriff .....
I wish it was Jane...it would add to my ability to 'rustle anything up out of nothing'....:smileywink:
My Mum did great pies...but I am too damn heavy handed...apparently... ...
Not to worry...lets have a glass of wine or three...(I must add loads of lemonade to mine as I dont like wine much...
a relationship break-up drink of wine, which doesn't suit me either ..... I have to have it like you with loadsa lemonade ..... why does a good woman like me seem not only to like the pis*he*ds & prop them up ..... when the beer rules them & the one I've had for 5 years 4 months, been dumped 4 times, & he lies & likes an audience ..... I'm then ..... invisible ..... I pay my own drinks ..... 
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Jane ~ Just like Cheers.
You're where everybody knows your name and we're always glad you came.
You're where everybody knows your name and we're always glad you came.
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You're never alone here Jane...
thank you Cleoriff ..... & ..... jonsie ..... *sniffs* ..... 
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@Anonymous wrote:thank you Cleoriff ..... & ..... jonsie ..... *sniffs* .....
No need for sniffing Jane...lets have a drink and talk about men who don't deserve a damn good woman..
(And then we can plan what we are going to do with them.....hahaha...)
You can PM me if you rather...:smileywink:
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Hey @jonsie ...How did you get on today with your appointment? ...I hope it all went well...(and without the lass needing a good few drinks)...:smileywink:
Talking about drinks...who is going to set me up with a few??...me and Jane can share.. while I put the jukebox on...we may need to Rock and Roll...
