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Silly Santa Jokes 🎅 ⛄ 🎄

TallTrees
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  • How much did Santa's sleigh cost? It was on the house.
  • Why is Santa scared of chimneys? Because he's claus-trophobic.
  • How you can tell that Santa is real? You can always sense his presents.
  • What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
  • What's Santa's favorite type of music? Wrap.
  • Why is Santa so good at karate? He has a black belt.
  • Why does Santa go through the chimney? Because it soots him.
  • What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
  • How does Santa take pictures? With his Pole-aroid camera.
  • What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A "Holly" Davidson.
  • How much did Santa's sleigh cost? It was on the house!
  • Why was Santa's little helper so sad? He had low elf-esteem.
  • MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR 2023 
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HAPPINESS IS BEE SHAPED

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Breanna
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Nice one @TallTrees 😂

 

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Ho! Ho! Ho! @TallTrees - some I`ve not heard before

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Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
Robert Kennedy.

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thanks for the hohohos @TallTrees 

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TallTrees
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Thanks all @Breanna @RafaC @Mi-Amigo @pgn 

Nice to have a laugh 😁



HAPPINESS IS BEE SHAPED

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😂Excellent @TallTrees 😂

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TallTrees
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Sensational Santa @Cleoriff 



HAPPINESS IS BEE SHAPED

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