Silly Santa Jokes 🎅 ⛄ 🎄

[TallTrees]

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• How much did Santa's sleigh cost? It was on the house.
• Why is Santa scared of chimneys? Because he's claus-trophobic.
• How you can tell that Santa is real? You can always sense his presents.
• What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
• What's Santa's favorite type of music? Wrap.
• Why is Santa so good at karate? He has a black belt.
• Why does Santa go through the chimney? Because it soots him.
• What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
• How does Santa take pictures? With his Pole-aroid camera.
• What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A "Holly" Davidson.
• How much did Santa's sleigh cost? It was on the house!
• Why was Santa's little helper so sad? He had low elf-esteem.
• MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR 2023 
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[Breanna]

Nice one @TallTrees 😂

[pgn]

Ho Ho Ho, @TallTrees 

[Mi-Amigo]

Ho! Ho! Ho! @TallTrees - some I`ve not heard before

[RafaC]

🤣

thanks for the hohohos @TallTrees 

[TallTrees]

Thanks all @Breanna @RafaC @Mi-Amigo @pgn 

Nice to have a laugh 😁

[Cleoriff]

😂Excellent @TallTrees 😂

[TallTrees]

Sensational Santa @Cleoriff