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🎄🎅🏻One Sentence Christmas Panto 🎅🏻🎄

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Hello everyone. santa christmas_tree

It's December and normally panto season at this time of year.

So today I'll start a story and everyone has to add one more sentence to it.

You are only allowed to post one sentence and have to wait until someone else posts the next before you can go again.

Although it's a story about a pantomime you can be as funny, creepy or as outrageous as you like.

I've set the scene so here we go…..

 

It was a cold wintry night in a place called Charmless. It was Christmas week and pantomime season.

Two children, a brother and sister called Holly and Noel were in town looking at the Theatre where the pantomime was being shown.

It was a new pantomime called ‘Cinderella, Snow White and Aladdin meet Puss in Boots and Jack with his Beanstalk’.

The children were very sad. They were poor and knew they couldn’t afford to see the pantomime.

Despondently, they started to walk away when suddenly they heard someone call their names.

They turned around and saw a jolly looking man with a white beard dressed in a red jacket and trousers and black boots.  He had two golden tickets in his hand.

He said ‘Holly and Noel, as you have been very good this year, I’m going to give you tickets to see the pantomime’

The children thanked him, took the tickets and entered the theatre. They were met by an elf who gave them popcorn and took them to their seats.

Full of excitement, they sat and waited for the show to start. Music began to play and the curtains slowly opened.

Then……..

 

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The light slowly changed, a crescendo of twinkly music, and... 

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"Oooooh. Think was we could do with a quizzillian pounds" said Holly and Noel together

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Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
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The rustling behind them moved to the aisle, and a hissing, golden goose suddenly appeared, waddling up towards the orchestra pit... 

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Out of the light on stage, the figure of man with wild blond hair appeared... Baron Boris Tightwad... who said "Kids. All you think about is wanting money. You`re as bad as that Cinderella!!"

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Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
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The two ugly sisters raged WE WANT THE GOLDEN EGG


HAPPINESS IS BEE SHAPED

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The goose hiccupped, and hissed and burped and lo... 💩! Holly looked aghast, Noël giggled loudly... 

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When all of a sudden the egg cracked and ...

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... and from the gleaming gold shell arose the powerful Genie... "phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty, close to crappy, living space!... 

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The Genie spoke, in a soft gentle tone "To the next person who appears before me, I`ll grant three wishes"...

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Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
Robert Kennedy.

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