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Knock Knock , who’s there? It’s international joke day today and I thought we should make a thread for it. As life is more than grim these days we should look on the brighter side of life for a day and share a laugh!
Where would any of us be without jokes and laughter to brighten our spirits? It can help any situation. This July 1, we invite you to take some time out of your day to recognize the important job humor plays in keeping stress at bay, building relationships, and bringing levity to a world that badly needs it.
So in honour of this noble attempt to get the globe giggling I want to see your one-liners and rib ticklers - no matter how good or bad they are 😂
"Doctor, doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom."
The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and then examine him.
"Is it serious, doctor?"
“I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg."
What are your favourite jokes? Do you have a classic that cracks everyone up? I want to hear it. Show me your punchlines!
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What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie-talkie! 
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I changed my iPod's name to Titanic ~
it's syncing now 😁
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A thief who stole a calendar
he got 12 months!
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I got some batteries they were given out
"free of charge" 🤣
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The guy who fell into an upholstery machine last week is fully recovered now😃
