on 21-01-2013 15:47
on 21-01-2013 15:47
I buy packs of "poo bags" so I can clean up after Minky (good citizen that I am) but I'd never felt the need or urge to read the blurb printed on the packaging - until yesterday (it was a choice between that and doing the ironing).
On the back of the box are the usual "warnings" and amongst the obvious ones about not giving poo bags to babies to play with (who does that - really?) there is one "warning" that reads...
"Allow hot items to cool before placing in the bag"
I know she's done some steamers in her time and none of what comes out is exactly pleasant but she's never actually produced anything that was capable of melting plastic or needed to be picked up using tongues and oven gloves.
It's gets better - the next warning says...
"Sharp objects must be wrapped before placing in the bag"
What on earth do they think Minky is ejecting - nails and broken glass?
Poor thing - no wonder she has that look of intense concentration when she doing her business - her backside is apparently capable of producing molten lava and razor blades in equal measure.
Minky's bum is now officially a weapon of mass destruction - I'm expecting the UN to send someone round to search her any day now. Not a problem - except for them getting even more confused than usual cos she's got four elbows
on 21-01-2013 17:41
on 21-01-2013 17:41
on 21-01-2013 17:46
A photo I took on my phone in 2006
on 21-01-2013 17:50
on 21-01-2013 17:50
on 21-01-2013 18:00
on 21-01-2013 18:00
on 21-01-2013 19:04
on 21-01-2013 19:04
@Anonymous wrote:I buy packs of "poo bags" so I can clean up after Minky
Tip:
Buy nappy bags instead of poo bags.
Same thing but at a fraction of the price.
on 21-01-2013 19:13
on 21-01-2013 19:13
on 21-01-2013 19:36
I get 200 bags for £1. They're black (prefer that to transparent - for obvious reasons) and they have handles that make them easy to tie-up.
Remember when you were a kid and bought your sweets out of a jar? Remember how the shop-keeper used to hold the bag by the corners and spin it to wrap them up? Can you see where I'm going with this and why I now buy those easy-tie bags for Minky's "little presents"
on 21-01-2013 19:57
this has made me giggle no end! cheers bud!!
on 21-01-2013 20:09
21-01-2013 20:16 - edited 21-01-2013 20:17
21-01-2013 20:16 - edited 21-01-2013 20:17
I didn't realise it was a competition
However you have definatly won haha
time to bulk buy:)