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[Cleoriff]

Good Morning everyone. Today is the Longest day, or Summer Solstice

So it seemed a great time to do another One Sentence Story

This one is about The Summer Solstice and you may recognise one or two people involved.

It's your story so make it as mad, silly, weird, funny or creepy as you like.

You are only allowed to post one sentence and then wait for the next person to post another sentence before posting again.

I hope our regulars @pgn @TallTrees @MI5 @Anonymous  @gmarkj  @LukasB @TheresaV @Martin-O2 @Chris_K (and anyone I've missed, will join in)

I've set the scene below, so away we go......

Four friends - Marty, Luke, Terry (who was a girl called Theresa but hated the name, so Terry it was) and Chris took a trip to Stonehenge to watch the sunset at Summer Solstice. They stayed at a little village called Goreshead.

Before the sunset at 21.27, the friends decided to take part in a quiz at a very weird pub called

A Stab in The Dark.

Weird because despite the sun outside, the pub was dark and quite dingy. The lights were on even though the sun was out..

When they arrived they were welcomed by the Manager and his two bar staff. The Manager was called Peter Jones, but preferred to be known as  Pee Jean. He was rather funny looking as he said he was unable to get a haircut since lockdown , he fancied himself as a wordsmith and always took part in the pub quizzes. His two bar staff were Gill Shortbush (who kept bees) and Denny Riffraff (who kept cats….and was pretty good at doing the Timewarp).

The pub was quite full and on the stage was the Quizmaster called Miami-Jo. He was a real character surrounded by books and his quiz questions. Renowned for setting hard questions, as he was fed up of PeeJean, Gill Shortbush and Denny Riffraff winning every time.

Everyone gets drinks from the bar and with  that, a bell rings and the quiz starts.

Luke mutters to his friends..'Look if you don't know the answer, stop putting my name down all the time, I feel stupid'. Terry, Marty and Chris laugh and say, "well you are stupid Lukey boy". Luke kicks Terry's leg under the table and says he will pay her back for that one  day.

The quiz starts and the first two questions were easy. Everyone scribbled their answers down. Then the quiz got harder with a chemistry question being asked.

Suddenly there was a big bang and the lights went out

People reached for their phones to get some light but nothing worked.

5 minutes later the lights came on. The rest of the customers seemed frozen, they weren't moving.

An almighty scream was heard from Terry who pointed at Miami Jo who lay slumped over the table with his head caved in.

In front of Miami Jo was another table which held a hammer, an axe, a knife and a lead pipe...and then.......

[TallTrees]

Yeh, Chris DO TELL US the truth.

OK I am losing the will to live so I will accept it was Denny Riffraff said Gill Shortbush who was now sitting in a corner drinking beer to cheer herself up

[Mi-Amigo]

Chris said "Listen Denny Riffraff and Gill Smallbush... I`ll repeat what I said...

The clue to Who-dun-it was in the weapon - the lead pipe was used to smash Miami Jo`s head in - because I found traces of cat hair on it and the only person here who owns cats is.... Denny RiffRaff!"

[TallTrees]

Yeh but there is a pub cat Gill Shortbush said  so it could have been Chris YOU or PEE JEAN

[Cleoriff]

So Denny Riffraff was caught redhanded..she was the only one with a GINGER cat...the pub cat was black Lol... The druids looked sad as did Terry, Marty and Chris...They really wanted to sacrifice Luke....but things never happen as you want them to...so Happy Summer Solstice everyone...go and have a drink while we think of some punishment for Denny Riffraff,...

THE END...

[Mi-Amigo]

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[Cleoriff]

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@Mi-Amigo wrote:

Chris said "Listen Denny Riffraff and Gill Smallbush... I`ll repeat what I said...

The clue to Who-dun-it was in the weapon - the lead pipe was used to smash Miami Jo`s head in - because I found traces of cat hair on it and the only person here who owns cats is.... Denny RiffRaff!"

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Who the hell is Gill Smallbush?? It started as Shortbush

[TallTrees]

Naughty Denny Riffraff....still not conclusive!

Thanks @Cleoriff 

Loved it ~ you will do well to get that into some sort of sense 

[TheresaV]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

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@Mi-Amigo wrote:

Chris said "Listen Denny Riffraff and Gill Smallbush... I`ll repeat what I said...

The clue to Who-dun-it was in the weapon - the lead pipe was used to smash Miami Jo`s head in - because I found traces of cat hair on it and the only person here who owns cats is.... Denny RiffRaff!"

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Who the hell is Gill Smallbush?? It started as Shortbush

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I loved this @Cleoriff  Need to wait for the summary to get my head around a few things though

[Cleoriff]

Well done and thanks everyone. Brilliant.I'll put the story together so it can be read from start to finish.

For info in case you hadn't guessed.... here are the list of Characters...

MIAMI-JO   @Mi-Amigo 

TERRY   @TheresaV 

LUKE   @LukasB 

CHRIS    @Chris_K 

PEAJEAN @pgn 

GILL SHORTBUSH  @TallTrees 

DENNY RIFFRAFF @Cleoriff 

M69   @MI5 

CALM YOUNG MAN @Anonymous 

[Mi-Amigo]

Thank you @Cleoriff for a brilliant story and for all the work you have put into it.

Well done everyone for some great laughs and I love the names of the characters and who they are 

[apologies for calling Gill Shortbush Gill Smallbush  - but I`m meant to be a zombie now ]