🎄🎅🏻One Sentence Christmas Panto 🎅🏻🎄

[Cleoriff]

Hello everyone.

It's December and normally panto season at this time of year.

So today I'll start a story and everyone has to add one more sentence to it.

You are only allowed to post one sentence and have to wait until someone else posts the next before you can go again.

Although it's a story about a pantomime you can be as funny, creepy or as outrageous as you like.

I've set the scene so here we go…..

It was a cold wintry night in a place called Charmless. It was Christmas week and pantomime season.

Two children, a brother and sister called Holly and Noel were in town looking at the Theatre where the pantomime was being shown.

It was a new pantomime called ‘Cinderella, Snow White and Aladdin meet Puss in Boots and Jack with his Beanstalk’.

The children were very sad. They were poor and knew they couldn’t afford to see the pantomime.

Despondently, they started to walk away when suddenly they heard someone call their names.

They turned around and saw a jolly looking man with a white beard dressed in a red jacket and trousers and black boots.  He had two golden tickets in his hand.

He said ‘Holly and Noel, as you have been very good this year, I’m going to give you tickets to see the pantomime’

The children thanked him, took the tickets and entered the theatre. They were met by an elf who gave them popcorn and took them to their seats.

Full of excitement, they sat and waited for the show to start. Music began to play and the curtains slowly opened.

Then……..

[Mi-Amigo]

the Giant boomed "Fe fi fo fum, I smell the blood..." and...

[TallTrees]

Snow White screamed it's CHRISTMAS (bit like noddy holder) ! Only eat goose crispy skin and lots of golden eggs the Giant laughed and...

[Anonymous]

Pulled out the whipped cream.

[Mi-Amigo]

which went all over Snow White`s dress and Alladin`s silver balls

[TallTrees]

Enter Puss in boots now he has been pursuing the golden egg for a long time because he is greedy so sword in hand (paw) he demanded the golden egg.....

[pgn]

... sit still until he could tell which one was the real one (Puss had been at the egg nog) and was four sheets...

[TallTrees]

Poor puss in boots his cavalier hat tipped over his eyes whilst he staggered about...that egg is somewhere here he muttered...snow white also wanted the egg and shouted you clumsy puss in boots you'll break that egg then.....

[Mi-Amigo]

Alladin said "Don`t worry Snow White, I`ll get you the egg", to which a slight drunk Puss said "Oh yeh. Yooz lookin for a fight?"

[Cleoriff]

Meanwhile, whilst all this furore was going on, Holly and Noel crept out of the theatre with the golden  egg shoved down Noels trousers and ran all the way home, laughing and giggling.

This was the maddest pantomime they had ever experienced and they loved it.

THE END

[Cleoriff]

To my fellow story tellers, I thank you all.

I shall write the story in full using all your sentences and post it sometime tomorrow.

Thanks again to everyone who took part.