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🎄🎅🏻One Sentence Christmas Panto 🎅🏻🎄

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Hello everyone. santa christmas_tree

It's December and normally panto season at this time of year.

So today I'll start a story and everyone has to add one more sentence to it.

You are only allowed to post one sentence and have to wait until someone else posts the next before you can go again.

Although it's a story about a pantomime you can be as funny, creepy or as outrageous as you like.

I've set the scene so here we go…..

 

It was a cold wintry night in a place called Charmless. It was Christmas week and pantomime season.

Two children, a brother and sister called Holly and Noel were in town looking at the Theatre where the pantomime was being shown.

It was a new pantomime called ‘Cinderella, Snow White and Aladdin meet Puss in Boots and Jack with his Beanstalk’.

The children were very sad. They were poor and knew they couldn’t afford to see the pantomime.

Despondently, they started to walk away when suddenly they heard someone call their names.

They turned around and saw a jolly looking man with a white beard dressed in a red jacket and trousers and black boots.  He had two golden tickets in his hand.

He said ‘Holly and Noel, as you have been very good this year, I’m going to give you tickets to see the pantomime’

The children thanked him, took the tickets and entered the theatre. They were met by an elf who gave them popcorn and took them to their seats.

Full of excitement, they sat and waited for the show to start. Music began to play and the curtains slowly opened.

Then……..

 

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on a tuffet next to Little Miss Muffet, when the giant spider appeared...

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Aladdin rubbed his lamp and the Genie appeared and gobbled up the spider, at which point....

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Jack decided it was time to see what all the ruckus was about, so boosted by Griselda, he hauled himself up the stalk. As his head emerged above the clouds...
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Shaking his head to dislodge it, he couldn't believe his eyes...

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"Not again!", was the thought that crossed Jack's mind. But he was not one to harp on about guano, so...
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Well Jack eventually climbed the bean stalk onto a new stage to see a giant sitting at a table eating......


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HOLLY!

'holy forkin scheiser’ exclaimed Jack

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Hearing this, Noel began to cry. Jack shouted "No. It`s not your sister the giant is eating but holly leaves and berries, the idiot"...

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The 7 dwarfs were making yummy cakes for the giant and they had Holly and Berry sugar icing on the Giant saw Jack and...


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