Kinda Completely Off Topic

[Anonymous]

Heyies Peeps,

Meh - Kind need help with something and you might find it funny 

How do you cook a darn "egg" thoughties i know bit of a stupid question butties i keep screwing uppies 

Is there like a way or putting it in a microwave or something I can never get it right sad face 😞

Thinking to myself how do i mess something simple up and go thru 26 eggs 

I am kinda a bad cook but an awesome takeaway orderer 

Thought I would like you take on this and what is the right and propa way 

EmoLMarrio

[Anonymous]

Talking about Ostrich Eggs ... ... ... just triggered an infant school memory ... there was an ostrich egg in Miss Kilburn's class ... it was massive ... this was in the times when each class had a 'nature table' ... this egg was on a high shelf, I suppose so's us kids could not reach it & damage it or the lads try to play rugby with it 

[pgn]

Ostrich eggs, we had three with hand-painted scenes on them, and a little hole where the contents had been blown out. Picked up in Khartoum in the 60s, I suspect. 

[Anonymous]

Sorries i just gotta 

[jonsie]

Well this is an eggstremely eggstraorsinary thread.... 😂 

[Anonymous]

SCRAMLETTE

When you start out making an omlette ... & ... it ends up scrambled 

[Cleoriff]

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@Anonymous wrote:

Sorries i just gotta 

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I hope @Poppysmum isn't looking for a recipe to boil those.

By the way here's a science article about 'Dragons Eggs'...

https://www.sciencealert.com/slovenia-s-ultra-rare-dragon-eggs-are-hatching-as-we-speak

[Poppysmum]

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@Anonymous wrote:

Sorries i just gotta 

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Looked how to cook Dragon eggs and found this

Bring to a boil, remove from heat, and let eggs stand in hot water for 15 minutes. Drain hot water and fill saucepan with cold water; allow eggs to sit until cooled, 15 to 20 minutes. Drain water. Gently tap or roll eggs on the counter so the shell is cracked but still intact. 

[Poppysmum]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

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@Anonymous wrote:

Sorries i just gotta 

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I hope @Poppysmum isn't looking for a recipe to boil those.

By the way here's a science article about 'Dragons Eggs'...

https://www.sciencealert.com/slovenia-s-ultra-rare-dragon-eggs-are-hatching-as-we-speak

  

I had to look curiosity killed the  

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[Cleoriff]

@PoppysmumIt would also kill the 'dragons' if you boiled them...so it's definitely a no then

[Martin-O2]

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@jonsie wrote:

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@Martin-O2 wrote:

I can be a bit of a pig at times but no way could I manage a whole ostrich egg in one sitting!

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Send a portion my way 😉

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We'll split it @jonsie. That's about 12 chicken eggs each. Much more manageable!