How To Behave At The Office Christmas Party

[Anonymous]

Anyone going to the office Christmas party soon?

Here some advice for those who are going:

http://www.ibtimes.com/office-holiday-party-7-tips-what-wear-how-behave-more-1498300

I'd love to hear your recommendations...I'm going tonight to mine!

Any funny anecdote that you guys want to share?

[Anonymous]

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@viridis wrote:
Vomiting through the letterbox of a prominent hotel whilst at the same time taking a dump in the shrub pot, was a particular Xmas party high point for me.

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And you didn't think to post a selfie?

[viridis]

Unfortunately, no.

[jonsie]

I got the picture. ...

[MI5]

Me too and it was way too visual !!!!

[Anonymous]

I'm not as thunk as some drinkle peep. I mean I'm not as punk as some threeple dink. 

[Anonymous]

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@Anonymous wrote:
Hi Marina.


I personally love them to see how things can sometimes degenerate into mayhem and mishap.

What an eye-opener that is to be sure @Anonymous   I never thought of you as someone who'd enjoy such a spectacle.  My flabber has never been so gasted.

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[Anonymous]

I'm teetotal now @Anonymous now due to health reasons, so as I'm stone cold sober I get to see such ongoings.

I now spend my time calming people down who become 'Ten Men' after too much booze.

[Anonymous]

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@Anonymous wrote:
I'm teetotal now @Anonymous now due to health reasons, so as I'm stone cold sober I get to see such ongoings.

I now spend my time calming people down who become 'Ten Men' after too much booze.

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I too am TT (by choice rather than for medical reasons) - but not being tolerant of other people's anti-social behaviour I usually steered clear of all Office Parties if at all possible.  I find it difficult to understand why so many people appear to be unable to relax and enjoy themselves in other people's company without the aid of alcoholic beverages. 

[MI5]

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@Anonymous wrote:

I find it difficult to understand why so many people appear to be unable to relax and enjoy themselves in other people's company without the aid of alcoholic beverages. 

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You'd understand if you saw who I had to work with 

[Anonymous]

I concur in part.

I don't require drink to chat and socialise but also understand some either do to be social or to loosen up their inhibitions/ shyness etc.