Re: Get those cogs turning!

Wa10 · ‎15-02-2017

1. You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Knowing that there can only be one passenger in your car, whom would you choose?

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jonsie · ‎15-02-2017

I heard this a while ago I think.

The answer would be to take the sick old lady and give the keys to your friend to drive her whilst I would sit waiting for the bus with the ~~lust~~ love of my dreams .....

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Wa10 · ‎15-02-2017

Spot on @jonsie.

Have to find something more challenging to get you

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Wa10 · ‎15-02-2017

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink of water. The bartender gives the man a drink of water, but the man says the water is no good. The bartender thinks for a minute, pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says, "Thank you," and walks out.

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jonsie · ‎15-02-2017

THE man has hiccups and the bartender pulls out the gun to scare him and cure his hiccups which is why the man thanked him...

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Wa10 · ‎15-02-2017

@jonsie is on fire!

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Wa10 · ‎15-02-2017

There was once a recluse who never left his home. The only time anyone ever visited him was when his food and supplies were delivered, but they never came inside. Then, one storm winter night when an icy gale was blowing, he had a nervous breakdown. He went upstairs, turned off all the lights and went to bed. Next morning, he had caused the deaths of several hundred people. How?

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MI5 · ‎15-02-2017

He was the lighthouse keeper.

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gmarkj · ‎15-02-2017

He is a lighthouse keeper and he turned off the lighthouse beacon.

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Wa10 · ‎15-02-2017

Round of applairs @MI5 and @gmarkj

Assume there are approximately 5,000,000,000 (5 billion) people on Earth. What would you estimate to be the result, if you multiply together the number of fingers on every person's left-hands? (For the purposes of this exercise, thumbs count as fingers.) If you cannot estimate the number then try to guess how long the number would be.

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