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If Technology teaches us anything...
Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best.
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@pgn wrote:Back in the Middle Ages each monastery specialized in something the monks made that was sold to support the monastery.
A man living in Canterbury heard about a monastery that made the very best fish and chips.
This monastery was in the far north of England, near Carlisle. It being the middle ages, the trek was rather arduous, but the man saved up what he could and set forth on foot to fulfill his desire for the very best fish and chips that could be had.
The journey was tedious and sometimes dangerous, but eventually, one day as the sun was setting, the man arrived at the gates of the monastery just in time to see one of the brothers closing the gate against the night.
The man rushed up to him and asked, "Are you the fish friar?" to which the monk serenely replied,
“No, I am the chip monk."
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Funny @pgn ! 👍
21-11-2024 22:56
A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on its way to the depot. The police are warning citizens to be on the look out for a gang of hardened criminals.
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A man was walking in the woods when he spied a little man no taller than a large 7-up bottle. The man grabbed the little man garbed in green.
“Aye! You caught me,” exclaimed the leprechaun. “I’ll tell ya what. I’ll give you three wishes and ye let me go.”
The man thought about it for a nanosecond and replied,”Money. I need money.”
“Just wait! You’ll see.”
“A car. A fast car.”
“It’ll happen. What else?”
The man said, “Women, lots of women.”
The leprechaun winked and said, “Just wait!”
The man let the leprechaun go and the two parted ways.
Fast forward a year. The man was walking in the woods and saw the leprechaun again. The leprechaun saw him as well.
“I remember you!” the leprechaun squeaked in a singsong voice. “You caught me last year and I gave you three wishes. What was the first one? Oh yes, money. How’d that work out?”
The man pulled out a wad of notes that could choke a horse.
“Splendid!” the leprechaun said, delighted. “What else? Oh yeah, a car.”
Smiling, the man said, ”I have a Ferrari parked right over there.”
“Fantastic! Now how about your third wish?”
The man grinned ear-to-ear and said softly, “I got laid three times last year!”
The leprechaun was dismayed and replies, “Three times? That’s not very good!”
The man replied, “Hey, for a priest in a small town I can’t complain!”
😁
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23-11-2024 18:29
@pgn wrote:A man was walking in the woods when he spied a little man no taller than a large 7-up bottle. The man grabbed the little man garbed in green.
“Aye! You caught me,” exclaimed the leprechaun. “I’ll tell ya what. I’ll give you three wishes and ye let me go.”
The man thought about it for a nanosecond and replied,”Money. I need money.”
“Just wait! You’ll see.”
“A car. A fast car.”
“It’ll happen. What else?”
The man said, “Women, lots of women.”
The leprechaun winked and said, “Just wait!”
The man let the leprechaun go and the two parted ways.
Fast forward a year. The man was walking in the woods and saw the leprechaun again. The leprechaun saw him as well.
“I remember you!” the leprechaun squeaked in a singsong voice. “You caught me last year and I gave you three wishes. What was the first one? Oh yes, money. How’d that work out?”
The man pulled out a wad of notes that could choke a horse.
“Splendid!” the leprechaun said, delighted. “What else? Oh yeah, a car.”
Smiling, the man said, ”I have a Ferrari parked right over there.”
“Fantastic! Now how about your third wish?”
The man grinned ear-to-ear and said softly, “I got laid three times last year!”
The leprechaun was dismayed and replies, “Three times? That’s not very good!”
The man replied, “Hey, for a priest in a small town I can’t complain!”
😁
Even funnier @pgn ! 🤣
30-11-2024 17:06