Friday's Funny Finding

[pgn]

If Technology teaches us anything... 

Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best. 

[Cleoriff]

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@pgn wrote:

This one has to be read slowly...

My neighbor Janet told me she used to drink absinthe but it caused bad indigestion and terrible gas that sounded like a motorbike.

So she went to a doctor, who told her it wasn’t uncommon because absinthe makes the fart go Honda.

😖

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OR

Absence makes the heart grow stronger 😂

[Cleoriff]

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@TallTrees wrote:

• What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
• I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
• I found a lion in my closet the other day! When I asked what it was doing there, it said “Narnia business.”
• What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.

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😂  Brilliant @TallTrees 😂

[TallTrees]

Thanks @Cleoriff 

Thought I'd join in with @pgn 

For another funny 😁 

[pgn]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

 Absence makes the heart grow stronger 

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Still cleaning the splatters of tea off my laptop screen from when I read that punchline 😆

[Oxonian]

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@pgn wrote:

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@Cleoriff wrote:

 Absence makes the heart grow stronger 

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Still cleaning the splatters of tea off my laptop screen from when I read that punchline 😆

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Yes, I nearly fell off the chair too. 🤣

[Cleoriff]

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@Oxonian wrote:

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@pgn wrote:

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@Cleoriff wrote:

 Absence makes the heart grow stronger 

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Still cleaning the splatters of tea off my laptop screen from when I read that punchline 😆

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Yes, I nearly fell off the chair too. 🤣

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Well we were told to read the last line slowly 😂😂

[pgn]

A young man applied for the blacksmith's assistant job.

He was asked, "Can you shoe horses?"
To which the man replied, "No, but I once told a donkey to get lost."

😁

[Cleoriff]

Boom Boom @pgn 😂

[pgn]

A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said "Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field."
A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son.

“What’s wrong?" the father asked.
“I told you to be quiet."

The son answered, “Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. But when the two squirrels crawled up my jeans legs and said ‘Should we eat them here or take them with us?’, I lost it.”

🤣

[jonsie]

Brilliant @pgn 😂😂