on 06-11-2020 06:26
If Technology teaches us anything...
Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best.
on 04-08-2024 21:10
on 04-08-2024 21:10
@pgn wrote:This one has to be read slowly...
My neighbor Janet told me she used to drink absinthe but it caused bad indigestion and terrible gas that sounded like a motorbike.
So she went to a doctor, who told her it wasn’t uncommon because absinthe makes the fart go Honda.
😖
OR
Absence makes the heart grow stronger 😂
Veritas Numquam Perit
on 04-08-2024 21:11
on 04-08-2024 21:11
@TallTrees wrote:
- What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
- I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
- I found a lion in my closet the other day! When I asked what it was doing there, it said “Narnia business.”
- What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
😂 Brilliant @TallTrees 😂
Veritas Numquam Perit
on 04-08-2024 21:49
on 04-08-2024 21:49
on 04-08-2024 22:03
on 04-08-2024 22:03
on 05-08-2024 19:33
on 05-08-2024 19:33
on 05-08-2024 19:49
on 05-08-2024 19:49
on 07-08-2024 23:15
A young man applied for the blacksmith's assistant job.
He was asked, "Can you shoe horses?"
To which the man replied, "No, but I once told a donkey to get lost."
😁
on 08-08-2024 07:54
on 08-08-2024 07:54
on 08-08-2024 12:31
A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said "Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field."
A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son.
“What’s wrong?" the father asked.
“I told you to be quiet."
The son answered, “Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. But when the two squirrels crawled up my jeans legs and said ‘Should we eat them here or take them with us?’, I lost it.”
🤣
on 08-08-2024 12:50